Belching and Farting For Better Health!

It will surely

Set you free

Especially in an elevator

To everyone’s glee!

Just push to button

To the 101st floor

Who could really

Ask for anything more!

brrt, braaah, THPPTPHTPHPHHPH…phhhhhhrt, PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, pff, prtrtrtrgurtrufnasutututut, prrrt, PFFT!, PHHhhhh…, SPLPLPLLLP, WHOooooffff, poot, prrrrrrrvt, scraeft, ppppppwwarrrrppppp, pllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooaaa…, …

HalTheMysteriousDoc.Calm

Specializing in Traditional Chinese acubowelpressure techniques!

33 Comments Add yours

  1. Good one, love it 😂

    Liked by 2 people

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Great! Practice makes perfect!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Belching is a sign of satisfaction.
        If farting didn t happen you would blow up like a balloon and then goodness knows what might happen 😂

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Halbarbera says:

        Yes! They be the typical obese Earthling we see!

        Liked by 1 person

      3. Halbarbera says:

        This whole conversation could maybe be a future post to the host!? Hehehe!

        Like

      4. Interesting subject and it’s reality and part of life 😂

        Liked by 1 person

      5. Halbarbera says:

        Yes!
        Let the truth
        be known today
        In an odorless
        Not onerous way!

        Like

  2. Amy Barbera says:

    Dad you are so funny!!! You think of the funniest everyday things to write about! You always make people smile with you fun and funny posts! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      And sometimes hold their nose!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Amy Barbera says:

        🙂 🙂 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Moises Ramos says:

    Oh that sweet release

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      In the Urban Subway!?

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Moises Ramos says:

        Anywhere!!

        Liked by 1 person

  4. A blast from the past 😎

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Yes! But what rhymes with past?

      Liked by 1 person

  5. A fast blast is a good blast 💥

    Liked by 1 person

  6. A fast blast is a good blast 💥

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      The truth sometimes stinks!

      Liked by 1 person

  7. judybarbera says:

    Fits you to a tee!
    Never ride an elevator with thee!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Full of something, I am!

      Liked by 1 person

  8. Gav says:

    Love that!!!! 😄

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Like to pass on health tips or is it health gas!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Gav says:

        I can see, and it’s appreciated!! 😄😉. To good health……. pfffffrt

        Liked by 1 person

  9. Lucy says:

    Great post. Very funny! 😂
    Let’s just hope that gas doesn’t turn into 💩 or that burp into 🤮
    As my late great uncle said before he burped, “Excuse me, I have to vomit!”

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      A real comedian your late great uncle must have been!

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Thanks🧑🏻‍🦯💨

      Liked by 1 person

  10. Could I have a Pepperoni Pizza with that?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      With the works I hope!

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Halbarbera says:

      Appreciate the reblog…

      Like

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