Why Did Mom Duck and Her Seven Ducklings Dare Cross the Road?

Because it was there?

Today she has seven cute ducklings

Tomorrow maybe five

The next day a lucky three

And the day after that?

Maybe one lonely ducking with momma by her side!

Why you ask?

People too clueless and crass who don’t have the time or inclination to stop and let the duck parade pass!

Wild dogs, ravenous frogs, and a hungry eel fish in the pond behind my building waiting for a duckling feast!

And you see:

Mom duck never looks East

She never, ever looks West

She just aimlessly waddles ahead

‘Cause poor momma duck does not always know what’s best!

How sad!

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How dare you post this on Friday of all days!

And I am very upset by your use of the politically incorrect word for those poor ducklings: CRUNCH!

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Just trying to raise some much needed

Duck Awareness!

8 thoughts on “Why Did Mom Duck and Her Seven Ducklings Dare Cross the Road?

  1. Sad, but true, may they quack their way into the afterlife in peace, amen.

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    1. Yes! Maybe all ducks go to Heaven to be chased by dogs!

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  2. #ducklivesmatter #mommaduckaf #someduckingpeoplesuck
    #justduckinaround
    😆

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  3. Lol!

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