My Special Loving Hallmark Card:

************

To All:

The Tall

The Fat

The Short

The Obese

(Those That Bark!)

The Stinkers

The Bottom-Thinkers

The Husky-Musky

The Smelly

(Those That Fart!)

The Homely

The Oh-So-Lonely

The Truly-Loony

The Fruity-Tottie

(Those Scared of the Dark!)

The Good

The Bad

The Ugly

The Truly-Mad

(Those That Heed Not What I Bark!)

I Love You All

So Very Much

From the Bottom

Of My Heart!

************

Sans The Fart!

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