I’m a dog which means my mother was a bitch!

A ‘dog in heat’ is surely not neat if covered in garlic and lapping Sneaky Pete!

My wife upon hearing these quotes said,

You’re acting like yourself again! Like a ‘low-down dog in heat,’ reeking of garlic and drinking cheap Sneaky Pete!

A dog you say? If that is true my dear, then what does that make you!?

************

You can lead an ass to water, but you cannot make it sh……it!

************

Is time ‘a wasting’ or am I just wasting time?

************

This is what you write

If you’ve been up all night

And your mind

Is definitely mushy ……

Out of sight!

And when you turned over

And first saw your beautiful wife

You gasped,

Was last night “Fright Night!?

************

And do you know,

lawyers are sometimes bloggers too!?

So do beware!

They’ll surely steal

your ideas, money,

and nibble your toes!

But only after

they’ve stolen

your high-rise shoes!

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