Dogs Poetry

A Most Snobbish British Dog

Just my day for frogs and snobbish dogs!


Our most snobbish

Emotional ‘Needs a Lot of Support Herself’ Dog

Would never drink

Water from the tap.

You see!


The finest Perrier

Would she dare to pee!

But as for food

And treats from the trolley

Whatever they be!

Only the finest

Crap on the floor

Would she ever dare

To eat



With her doggie pee!



This is indeed

My day for frogs

And snobbish

British Dogs!


And because of this

Do listen and hear!

We are considering

Changing her name

From Oreo

To Bonnie Princess Meghan

Next year!

By Halbarbera

👉🏻👉🏽👉🏿 The Flippant Side of the Far Side!? ...... Only Tony Spitsarelli's Shadow Really Knows for Sure!

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