The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons

My litter box does not stink!

Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper!

So bow low when you address me

and always show me the respect I am due

or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!

Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!

Many small animals have to their despair!

And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!

As for you, have you ever seen the movie,

The Incredible Shrinking Man?

14 thoughts on “The Earl of Cattshire Commons!

  1. Most definitely full of shite!

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  2. Dad you always has such funny “out of the box: posts and pictures!! You sure are creative and fun! 🙂

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    1. The Earl of Cattshire is the typical cat!

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  3. A most regal pussy!
    As is most of the royal family.

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  4. “Steel a little
    and they throw you in jail.
    Steel a lot
    and they make you King.”
    ~ Bob Dylan 🤔

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  5. Bob Dylan, man of STEAL.
    At least he can spell 😎

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    1. Well, maybe you were just trying to prepare yourself for something difficult!

      I write too quickly, steeling myself for another post full of mispelngs!

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  6. No mithgivings about it.
    Being so close to Fanksgiving 👌

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    1. Hahaha! Food for thought! If you serve only stuffed hotdogs as the main course, do you call it Franksgiving!?🌭🌭🌭🍋🦃🦃🦃

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  7. What sort a wiener would do dat!
    Sounds very unpatriotic 🌭🏴‍☠️ 😎

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      1. That’s handy 🌭🖐️

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