I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, 9th Earl of Cattshire Commons
My litter box does not stink!
Like the Queen herself, I even have my own Royal Litter Pooper!
So bow low when you address me
and always show me the respect I am due
or else I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Dare not to look deeply into my eyes!
Many small animals have to their despair!
And I can surely scare the shit out of any dog, any day!
As for you, have you ever seen the movie,
The Incredible Shrinking Man?