HELL! When I Was YOUR Age..

I had to walk

barefoot to school

every day …

Up hill both ways!

Usually

in a blizzard

windstorm

even drivin’ rain!

No raincoat

umbrella

no cloths

most days!

Summer

Fall

Winter

Spring

the same barefoot way!

‘Cause that ……

I lost

most my toes

half my nose

can’t sneeze

bend my knees

even get laid!

So!

Don’t you

give me

any of YOUR

moanin’

groanin’

whinin’

today or any day!

‘Cause

Your

Damn iPhone Won’t Play!!!

11 thoughts on “HELL! When I Was YOUR Age..

  1. Dad you are so funny!!! You sure think outside the box and the iphone LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  2. Very funny I say! What’s this about being ‘laid!?’

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Heard it from my parents…repeated it to my son, and grandsons. And life goes on. 😎

    Liked by 1 person

  4. lol heard this whine before … great way to distract them 🙂

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    1. Thanks.

      Even Neanderthal Man
      whined and dined
      this to his dismay!
      But I fear
      he just slowly
      faded away
      the Homo Sapien
      wise ass man way!

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      1. cute … shame some of our world leaders wouldn’t follow his lead …

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