Of Global Warming, Bowels, and Flatulating Cows!

Climate Change and/or Global Warming Alert!:

Thanks Cheche!

Yes! And painting the tops of buildings white or covering with plants would help lower the city ‘heat island’ effect!

And what about all those damn flatulating cows!?

Yes, would feeding Gas-X to farting cows help!?

“Cow belches, conversely, are hilarious. It’s the rare issue that’s seriously impactful and giggle-inducing—bovine flatulence is a precious, smelly diamond in the climate change rough. And it turns out to be an even bigger problem than we thought.

A new estimate of the global methane emissions from cow mouths and butts is 11 percent higher than previous stats suggested. The study was funded by NASA’s Carbon Monitoring System program, and published in the journal Carbon Balance and Management. Fortunately, it seems that the U.S. estimates are still on track. It was mainly the global numbers that varied.”

And please don’t forget all those other animals and politicians everywhere!!!

You know, the “Bullshit/Fart Island” Effect!!!

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