I’m Too Damn Tired to Turn Off My iPhone!

I don’t always like it in WordPress City …

Cause nobody knows my name …

‘Til I start postin’ and a-pissin’ …

Hopin’ for a little vain fame!

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Well, I wanna go home …

Yeah, I wanna roam …

Yeah, I wanna turn off …

My damn iPhone!

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But I ‘can’t turn off my iPhone …

Cause I once lived near West Virginie …

And got Barbera Moonshine …

In my vain veins!

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Well, my momma …

Done gave me …

My first saxophone …

My papa his …

Italian-Greek Sicilian name!

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Yes, I still do …

Wanna go home …

But mostly just …

Turn off that damn iPhone!

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And then run buck naked …

In the cool, refreshing rain …

Recitin’ verse and rhyme …

Like I’m totally insane!

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But surely not …

in the shadow of tall palms …

But in the shade …

Of All-American pine!

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With my bothers and no sisters …

I cut my teeth on Barbera wine …

But I still do long …

To go back to that dear …

Home of mine!

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But damnit …

My hair is much …

Too thin and unruly …

Where is that damn useless toothless comb of mine?

24 Replies to “I’m Too Damn Tired to Turn Off My iPhone!”

      1. I dropped all my real social media sites! And only use my blog!

        But I think I get most of my fixes from

        Lifestyle
        Walking
        Neuroplasticity exercises
        Acupressure
        Learning to play the piano
        Singing
        Art
        Farts

        and

        even though I’m 78 …
        Swinging!

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      1. They do!? Do you live in the Wayback Outback! Mate!

        But in Australia the term “Chicken Maryland” simply refers to a butcher’s cut for a whole leg consisting of the thigh and drumstick.

        But for me, Maryland is to crab as Bubba Gump is to shrimp:

        You can fry it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s Maryland crab soup, cream of crab soup, crab dip, steamed crabs, king crab, snow crab, lump crab cake, soft-shell crab, crab pizza, crab chips, crab pretzels, etc.

        Phew. That’s a lot of options.

        But I may be wrong cause my mind is slipping from eating too much Maryland chicken!

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    1. Yes, especially if you suffer from that dreaded iPhone touch disease!

      Apple is recognizing that “Touch Disease” is a thing. … The term “Touch Disease” refers to the touchscreen issues that surface after the phone undergoes stress, like being dropped on the floor several times. In many cases, iPhone users have complained the touchscreen will entirely stop working for several months.

      Are they talking about the phone or the toucher of the phone “home alone!?”

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