Come on!! Not another stupid AI Sicilian-themed Post!!!
YES!!! But this is it! I think I have shot my AI wad!
To all the food and recipe bloggers:
I’ll make you a Muffin you can’t refuse!
To the Photogenic bloggers:
Picture this … CENSORED!!!
To the spiritual and faith-based bloggers:
Amens … hymns … this, those and thems!!!
To the poets and semi-prose bloggers:
I writh this sway cause I have a lisp!
To all the lonely hearts and “Oh woe is me” bloggers:
Get a life; get a spouse; or better yet a dog, cat or cute mouse; move out of you parent’s house; or finally just fall in love with a nasty louse!
To the travel or traveling bloggers:
Maybe the most wondrous vacation spot is inside your mind laying on a couch!
To all the students, ‘studious or Not’ bloggers:
Information is not knowledge … experience is knowledge! Albert Einstein and also Mack the Knife!
To the wise ass bloggers and you know who you are:
You can’t help yourself cause it’s your parents fault!
To all the animal, Earth-loving, and oh so lovey-dove-loving bloggers:
Well, you get a pass! 🐶🐱🐵🐹🐸🦍🐿🌲
To all the gamers, lame seeking famers, and ass-kissing entertainers:
Science Says Gamers Are More Intelligent. … Science says we are more intelligent than non-gamers. Furthermore, playing daily for many hours is not all that bad. Regular gameplay actually makes us better at decision making, more goal-oriented, smarter in general, and unleashes the creative genius inside of us.
BUT WHAT DOES SILLY SCIENCE REALLY KNOW!?
To the humorless and unfunny bloggers:
Take My Computer … Please!!!
To the farmers and “where to shove that corn-stalk” bloggers:
AgriFarming is harming family farming!
To the intellectual and/or ineffectual bloggers:
Write your books, post your posts, and come home to sit alone! Lost in thought and thinking it’s all in naught!
The the Queens, Larry Kings, presidents, politicians, governments and those that are or should be in Sing-Sing:
To all the musical listening, singing, playing, dancing and prancing bloggers:
When you found yourself in times of trouble, did that famous Lady Madonna come to thee, singing words of wisdom? Are you kidding me!?
To anyone else not discovered, wearing rubbers, soon to be uncovered, and those overlooked due to lossy coders like those that programmed me:
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And especially to Elon Musk and that damn MysteriousBlogger:
It’s no secrets that you two were always Musking in your dirty, smelly pants!!!