To Pee, or Not to Pee!?

That, indeed, is the question!

Cute Judy Lee

drinks mainly

Coke and coffee

’cause she is

a caffeine fiend!

A sip here

a sip there

but not

really enough of that

to get

her kidneys

anywhere!

I do say and dare!

Water?

Not enough

to get her

anywhere

as far as

health fare.

And

whether it’s

Coke

coffee

or water

she drinks

while in bed

in her

silky underwear.

She drinks

not enough

to get her

body healthy

anytime

anyhow

anywhere!

Why???

Well!

She sips

not gulps

liquids

sitting in her

silky underwear

because

if she drinks

to much liquids

she will

have to pee …

you see!

So ……

Cute Judy Lee …

do continue to

sip … sip … sip

as you will

in your silky underwear.

But

I do fear

that

a future undertaker

will surely

prepare you

for all to see

in your

fine silky underwear!

Yes!!!

As I sit

sadly

by you side

in a cushy

funeral chair

smelly

in

my

soiled

underwear!!

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