The Dog Ate My Belt!

Oreo will gladly eat most anything you see!

Shoes;

my belt;

socks;

wood;

tissue paper;

grass-laid organic dung;

cute stuffed animals;

pink rubber animals;

green lizards (especially);

any creature that flies;

those that crawl;

those dead!

She’ll even lap water out of the toilet bowl (urine optional)!

But put some good wholesome food on a plate and she’ll crunch up her face and nose and have the expression like…

Do you really expect me to eat this crap?

I do have discriminating tastes you know!

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