Before you get all bent out of shape, realize I am part Ashkenazi Jew (Baum, Gas Baum or Gasbaum)!
But since I am also part Italian, I am a hard salami eating Gas Baum!
Oy Vey!? No, ‘Oil and Vinegar’ Vey!
But please don’t ask me which part like some hapless New York Jewish lady did, to her regret!
She did smile though. Or at least I think it was or resembled a smile!
have once or twice
the ‘Bagels and Lox’
Nesting Happy Jew!
But it is indeed a rare event!
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