The Horrors of Running-At-The-Mouth Disease (RATMD)!

As many of my so-called followers have duly (No, dualโ€ขly since I only really have two) have recently noted, I have come down with this insidious affliction.  And this after only recently miraculously recovered from mad blogger disease (MBD).

Medicines seem to be of little help unless they are intended to make you catatonic: much like our current education system. As for doctor’s and hospitals? Well, they may be two of the biggest carriers.

What then can I do?

I’ve vigoriously researched traditional Chinese medicine, tried acupressure, scanned past editions of Reader’s Digest as well as my extensive library of historic Mad Magazines: but to no avail.

All suggestions would be appreciated but no necessarily welcome since Being-A-Flaming-A-Hole (BAFAH) is usually a companion affliction with RATMD.

Oh-Woe-Is-Me (OWIM) may also be on the horizon!

Wait!

Maybe what I really need is a laxative, more restful sleep and 20 hours of community service at the School for the Hearing Impaired!

Or better yet, just become a boisterous political junkie or run for president, where it will be normal accepted behavior: party optional.

Oh no!

Have I also maybe developed a humongous amongous humorless tumor?

Hopefully benign!?

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Halbarbera

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28 Comments

  1. I don’t think any traditional medicine will help! None that I can think of, anyway!! As for me, myself and I…running for president might help!! Or maybe NOT running for president.
    Enjoy reading your posts!

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