Just a posh high-fashion wetlands prowler seen across Eurasia. A marsh wader loyal to his lek.
Or is it, he likes to take a leak?
Yes! It’s really ‘independents day’ for this dandy male fellow all fluffed-ruffed and lekking a frightful mock fight.
Trying as he might to entice a visiting softer female type on the down-low wetlands prowl for a prospective partner and some feather-dusting copulation.
Or is it wader-pulation?
But this gumboot is not looking for a ‘ruff and tumble, tootie-fruitie’ wife.
Actually, he’s prefers ‘one-night-stand-just-looking-for-a-hottie’ wader types!