A Healthy Doodle For A Healthier Life:
Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!
My Exclusive Recipe Follows:
Start with a sheet of organic paper.
Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.
Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.
Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces.
Come on! We do need some sugar and carbohydrates to give it a little flavor!
Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.
Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial flavoring and features.
Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!
Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.
Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!
Then enjoy at your own risk!