What Kind of Mutt I Be?

That’s never had real love

that’s been spayed

hence never laid

never had any dog hugs!


What kind of fool I be?

Just a barren shell?

A lonely dog

forced to sleep on a filthy rug

‘a scratching fleas!


What kind of lips are they?

That lie with every word.

That say “I’m man’s best friend”

but always leave me alone

straining hard

not to pee

on that damn rug!


Why can’t I have a life?

Like any other dog

so I’ll know what kind of mutt

I really be?

6 Replies to “What Kind of Mutt I Be?”

    1. Winston, meaning “joy stone,” is a great male dog name for dogs who are independent or outgoing. Dogs named Winston wear their names with dignity. Singer Gwen Stefani adores her Pomeranian, Winston.

      This dog? Not really.

      His name is Pee Wee!


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