Three blind ducks. Three blind ducks.
See how they waddle. Shuffling in the rough.
Their poor ducklings were run over by a pickup truck.
They then went blind seeing a naked farmer’s wife,
Whose husband ran amuck with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a pitiful sight in your sorry life,
As three blind shuffling, stumbling, waddling ducks?
Let alone, the naked farmer’s wife!