Helpful Tales From the Crypt?
Tales From the Cart!
For those who suffer from Shopping Cart Syndrome (SCS)!
“Shopping cart syndrome” can be caused by overshopping and can lead to both mental and physical pain! It has recently been discovered that Cartimox can help such people along with GetaLife supplements. A doctor that works in a local hospital described a patient suffering from dizziness for two months that had to quit her job because it was so bad. So he prescribed this medicine and supplements and she was better in about six weeks. And my physical therapist told me that her patients with this disorder were given this medicine and it has helped them.
Other Useful Ways to Alleviate SCS:
Don’t Shop Until You Drop! Especially if you’ve ever suffered from the Dropsies.
Don’t shop for shopping sake because you think you need something! No! Shop for God’s sake!
While shopping is cheaper and better for you mental well-being than a psychiatrist, either way you can still get emotionally screwed!
Remember, a bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
Shopping is a woman thing.
Is that obscene or what!?
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. That will maybe convince you that you don’t want to know her!
Just trying to spread useful facts. And occasionally quiet farts!
Me thinks I hear angry, screaming feminists and psychiatrists pounding at my door!