A dog loves us even though they know we are not a dog.
A cat? I’d surely eat you if you were smaller!
Dogs are very hyper social pets.
Cats are surreptitious psychopets!
Dogs will sleep on your bed lovingly anticipating your eventual wake up.
Cats will sit on your chest as you sleep thinking: should I and could I get away with it!
Dogs don’t use mirrors to refer back to themselves like we do. No dog will ever gaze into a mirror and reflect, “So THAT’S what my ears look like.”
Sort of like me when I sometimes shave in the morning.
The first time a cat catches a glimpse of themselves in the mirror, they usually go absolutely bonkers! They’ll puff themselves up really big, walk on their tippy toes and maybe even try to attack themselves.
Again! Sort of like me after a hard night out!
A dog will run into a glass door and think, “Dah! That was stupid!”
A cat will bounce off the glass; pick itself up, and walk on like, “I meant to do that all along!”
We all know that dog spelled backwards is God!
But did you know that cat spelled backwards is Tac! You know, like I‘d A’ Tac you if I could get away with it!
But whether it’s a dog or a cat, they are still basically cute and cuddly!
Well, surely not like me, anytime!