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Stark, Raving Naked Sans Teeth!

Had a major breakthrough this evening. For the first time in years I actually fell asleep on the living room couch at the ungodly hour of around 9 pm.

Now that might not seem significant to you. But I’m an insomniac and rarely fall asleep before 3 am, the Witching Hour.

Not only that: but just before I woke at about 11:30 pm, I was dreaming that I was stark, raving naked in a car pleading with someone for some cloths to wear. And when I awoke, I had lost my teeth. They had fallen out of my mouth and were lodged between the couch cushions.

Yes! I was in a car, driving to an unknown destination, stark naked sans teeth!

What, just what, is my subconscious mind trying to tell me!? That I’ve gone blogging bonkers!? That it’s time to leave blogging behind?

And yes, again! The symbolism is inescapable. I am exposing myself much to much with my posts of recent! And if I don’t cease, the next post I might expose my behind!?

Yes! Fear and Beware! The End is Near!

………

Yes! Acupressure really works!

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Only the “Shadow”’truly knows for sure!

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