Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!

Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!



Now, take my wife…

Please!!! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻


Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?

I have very little recollection of ever having met you! πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ€­


Again dear … do you truly love me?

Is the Pope Jewish?


Honey, is my rear end to big?

Is that a statement or a question?


When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!


Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?

Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!


Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!


In recognition…

4 Comments Add yours

  1. judybarbera says:

    I don’t think this is funny!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. You may be on to something…

      Liked by 1 person

  2. hahaha! let me contribute
    “I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back” 😁

    Liked by 3 people

    1. I like that…! Funny but true!


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