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Sure-Fire Borsch Belt Divorce Court Humor!!!

Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!

πŸ€œπŸ»πŸ—£πŸ”«

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Now, take my wife…

Please!!! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

Henny Youngman …🎻🎻🎻

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Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?

I have very little recollection of ever having met you! πŸ˜πŸ€”πŸ€­

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Again dear … do you truly love me?

Is the Pope Jewish?

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Honey, is my rear end to big?

Is that a statement or a question?

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When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!

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Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?

Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!

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Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!

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In recognition…

Author:

Only the β€œShadow”’truly knows for sure!

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