Nothing that follows, does, in any way, apply to my wife to whom I have been happily married for almost 48 years!
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Now, take my wife…
Please!!! π€π€π€
Henny Youngman …π»π»π»
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Really dear! Do you still love me as much as when you first met me?
I have very little recollection of ever having met you! ππ€π€
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Again dear … do you truly love me?
Is the Pope Jewish?
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Honey, is my rear end to big?
Is that a statement or a question?
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When my wife lays around the house, she literally lays around the house!
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Did you just whisper Pam again!? And who is Pam anyway?
Yes! Your rear end is monumental and should be deemed a National Treasure or at the very least be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!
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Dedicated to all the divorce lawyers out there and everywhere!
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In recognition…
I donβt think this is funny!
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You may be on to something…
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hahaha! let me contribute
“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back” π
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I like that…! Funny but true!
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