When I used to get my haircut, the barber or stylist would often say you have one hell of a cowlick and your hair grows like wildfire. But now as I’m getting older everyday, my cowlick has morphed into just a run-of-the- mill horse turd!
Hey! What’s with you always substituting an ass for a horse!? And a zebra? A squirrel admiring his nuts!?
You sure do need a lot of tender rest!