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Aloud Conversations With Myself!

Why do you talk aloud to yourself?

Maybe cause nobody else will listen!?

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When my wife isn’t saying, “You said Pam! Who is Pam?” She is asking,”Why are you whispering?”

And apparently she never links the two.

Like I could be whispering to Pam!?

But no Pam, I fear!

Is my whispering just an echo of my advancing years?

Am I going crazy even though I’m not lazy and I do walk 4 to 5 miles a day.

So I looked it up. And by God, we all talk to ourselves constantly in our heads. And we all at times even talk aloud like we ask over and over again,

“Where’s my car?”

“Where’s the remote?”

“Where’s my damn keys?”

But talking aloud to yourself is not necessarily a sign of the crazies. No! Just the opposite you see. Maybe a sign of intelligence.

Golly Gee Wilikers! I’m so happy!

Believe it or not!? Do some research and you may see!

So feel free to talk to yourself

in your car

in the shower

and especially on the commode, home alone!

But do so as not to be obviously seen by the people that surround you.

And never ever can what you say be interpreted as being a ‘Damn Pam Word!’

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“That’s not nice!” My wife did just say.

By the way!

……

pssh…pssh…pamssh…!

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All About Everything - Nothing - What’s in Between! But Mostly Out-of-His Mind!

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