Never, Ever, Whatsoever Say Pam!

You did it again! You said PAM!

Who is PAM!!!?

Honey! There is no Pam. It’s only you!❣️❤️❤️

It’s my personal never ending story …

Pam I,

Pam the Sequel,

The Curse of the Damned Pam!

I can be as ‘quiet as a Church Mouse’, in a daze or in my sleep…

I promise, I swear, that never Pam

do I speak.

I may say Spam, ham, ‘slam bam thank you mame …’

It could be the sound of my feet on the carpet or maybe the spinning living room fan.

It could be the way I breathe and exhale …

Hhhh..hammmmmmm!

But GOD do strike me now!⚡️

Never is it Pam!

Never in the morn’, noon, afternoon or even late night!

No! I never, ever, whatsoever say Pam.

Cause it’s truly my wife’s biggest fright!

👻👻👻

……

👻👻👻👻👻👻

………

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

………

“p..pa..paaammmmmm …”

🤡

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