A healthier doodle for a healthier life:
Just don’t eat the paper it’s created on unless you suffer from pica!
The Exclusive Recipe Follows:
Start with a sheet of organic paper.
Soak with several Q-tip dabs of organic, cold-pressed fruit juice; black seed oil; extra virgin olive oil, unfiltered of course; and white distilled vinegar.
Cover with an organic mix of chopped carrots, celery, onions, green peppers and a strawberry for the nose.
Add crushed crackers or pretzel pieces. (Come on! We do need some carbohydrates and sugar to give it a little flavor!)
Sprinkle with spices: ground black pepper; cinnamon; iodized sea salt; and ground turmeric.
Add a few emoticons and scribbles to give it more artificial features.
Impress two wet kisses to form the ears!
Pray to your God or to yourself if you don’t have a god.
Go for a 30-minute walk to clear your head. You’ll definitely need it!
Then enjoy at your own risk!