My litter box does not stink!
I am Sir Frederick Felix Feline, III.
Lord Mayor of Your House: or any house for that matter.
So bow when you address me and always show me the respect I am due: or I’ll scratch your eyes out!
Look deeply into my eyes if you dare!
Many small animals have to their despair!
And I can scare the shit out of any dog, any day!
As for you, have you ever seen the movie, The Incredible Shrinking Man?”