America Is Under Attack!!!
These are excerpts from our fearless leaders in the War Room. The main players include the President; and Secretaries of State, Defense and HHS!
SOD: “Should our troops wear Army combat green, neutral Army green, or no green at all?”
SOS: “That’s making too strong a statement, don’t you think?”
SOD: “You’re right! What about Bermuda shorts, flowered shirts, and combat boots?”
HHS: “Nix the boots. Sneakers would be less offensive.”
SOD: “What about the weapons?”
SOD: “Yes! Heavy weapons with high fire power or less noisy hand-held guns and rifles?”
SOS: “Small arms only.”
HHS: “Yes, small is definitely good.”
SOS: “Can they be muted?”
*** “ALRIGHT!” ***
The President suddenly interrupts to make the final decision:
“Our image is at stake here!
We have to show strength through love and understanding, as not to upset them to much …
Neutral leasure-wear; white sneakers/flags; and light pastels dominated by sunny yellow.
That would definitely make a statement!”
“Hand-to-hand combat only. But, not too aggressive as to offend.”
Dedicated to the real hero’s of our military represented by my Father-in-Law, Frank Knapp, Jr.