Global Warming and Climate Change:
Yes! Blame it on ‘that Man!’
I’m not ‘that Man!’
I’m the man with his hand in the cookie jar.
Who wants to get rich by far.
The man who’s all about ‘worldview and politics;’ hockey sticks and polar bear cubs so far!
Where’s the beef?
Where’s the jar?
I should sell my car!
Just shove the ‘hockey stick’ up your ‘butt-butt-butt’ …
Oh, so far!
Former USAF Weather Man, Meteorologist! Extraordinaire? Not!
Blame it on the Sun! It’s warming up, you know!
Blame it on cow’s flatulence! Gas-X to the rescue!?
Blame it on the City’s ‘heat island effect!’ White paint, flowers and trees to the rescue!?
Blame it on that hypocrite, Al Gore, who may have the biggest ‘carbon footprint’ in the World because of his homes, boat, airplane and cars!?
No! No! No!
Just blame it on ‘That Man!’
‘That Man’ who doesn’t share my ‘worldview and politics!’