Refried Doodles (Spanish: doodles reintentados) is a fare of scribbles and random sketches and is a traditional staple of North American and Yankees-Go-Home cuisine, although each region’s cuisine has a different approach when preparing this hash.
Refried doodles are only really fried once. The reason for this misconception is an error in translation from it’s Pig Latin origins and 1960s Looney Toons insane roots. The originals are doodles reintentados which actually means “half baked doodles”– not re-fried.
After being finger boiled and then hand mashed into a paste the doodles are sometimes then fried or baked, though usually neither, thus making the term “refried” even more misleading.
In Northern America and in traditional American Tex-Mex Tyrannosaurus-Rex cuisine, refried doodles are usually prepared with pinto bullshit, but many other varieties of bullshit are used in other parts of the friggin’ world, such as black or hip-hop doodles.
Digesting refried doodles in place of wholesome drawings two or three times a week can actually increase the amount of saturated fat in your head (and may I also include ass) and cholesterol in your pathetic creative and imaginative diet.
For some unknown reason there is this angry squirrel that haunts this one area near my apartment complex. This squirrel has it in for me and has even followed me up the building stairs to my apartment door.
One day he confronted me and held his ground less than 10 feet from me with his back up and a snarling, toothy growling look. It was like he was squirreling,
Come on! You old punk coot! Make my day!
Maybe he’s mad because I like touse an emoji squirrel in some posts with the remarks that he’s admiring or playing with his nuts!
Could the squirrel, maybe, be Rabid!!!
Seems to have no apparent political party affiliation.